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December 21, 2004
Fruit
I want to eat a mangosteen. I’m not sure how to go about this, since they physically can’t be grown in America. I’m going to look at Whole Foods and related type stores, but I doubt I’ll find ‘em. If anyone can come up with another way to eat one without leaving the country, I’d like to hear it.
Open Letter to Twats (LiveJournal schmucks, ignore this)
The format of my blog is basically stolen from a pair of Movable Style templates. I don’t give a rats ass how it looks in your browser. It looks good in Firefox and great in Safari. If you think I’m installing Windows so I can make it look good for you in Internet Explorer, because you’re too lazy to install a free program that works better, faster and renders pages more attractively, and doesn’t let anyone on the planet remotely control your computer from afar, you can suck my 13-inch throbbing blue-veiner, that glows in the dark and is harder than Chinese algebra.
Let me re-iterate, this time in a more PowerPoint-esque format, so that it might penetrate your lacking skulls:
Firefox is:
- Free, both as in freedom and as in beer
- Faster to start up and to render a given page
- More aesthetically pleasing
- Makes web pages look better, because it’s conformant
- More flexible, as in plugins and extensions
- Capable out of the box of blocking pop-up windows
- Available for every platform (only important if you grow up and buy a real computer)
- Does not helpfully enable foreigners to send spam or non-foreigners propagate viruses
Internet Explorer is:
- Already there
- Free, with $400 investment in shoddy operating system of non-productivity for losers who only have computers to see how many red colored pixels they can make stop moving (play games, whatever)
I think even a moron wouldn’t have much difficulty with this one. In fact, my parents use Firefox, so I know that computer morons don’t have much difficulty with this one.
Posted by FusionGyro at December 21, 2004 08:38 PM
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